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Reply to: anon-28287893@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-04-07, 6:14PM EDT

hiya. i'm an attractive purple haired hippie web designer, and my boyfriend is a sexy jewish sysadmin. we're both in our late twenties, not drug free at all really, and kinky as hell.

BUT WE DON'T WANT SEX:
what we want are kittens.

we are sad today, because we have been reading this article about how the system of work and money is slavery that is ruining humanity. we are so sad that we don't know what to do except hold kittens.

that's right, if you have kittens, and you're willing to let us come over and hold them, we want to hear from you.

i'm talking about REALLY SMALL FUZZY BALLS OF KITTEN here, ie: baby cats. if you are one of those people who call your three year old cat a 'kitten' because you are in denial about the fact that kitty will never be that cute again, please, keep your deluded emails to yourselves.

the ideal kitten candidates will be two months old or younger. about 6 weeks would be perfect. multiple kittens would be preferable, simply because our kitten desire is so strong that we may be too much for one kitten to handle.

in exchange for entertaining our wishes, you, the purveyer of the kittens, will get to hear the squeals of delight emitting from myself and my boyfriend as we adore your kitten(s). squeals of delight!!

please respond. we really need to hold kittens.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
this is in or around lower manhattan / brooklyn

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